How to be a Tool.

You go to lone peak that is a good start, but if you want to be a good tool that will not be enough.
This is going to take a lot of dedication and your going to have to be ruthless and hurt a lot of people on purpose and apologize when you really don't mean it. Being a tool is something we all look forward to, because it is our first step toward the frat life, which is the ultimate goal. Here are a few tips on how to be a tool so you can become popular and get chicks like mad.

1. We need to work on your appearance, that means you need to be hitting the gym for at least 4 hours a day. Be sure to get some nice guns(arms) and rack(core+pecks) to support those guns(arms).
2. Throw out you clothes cause you look like s#!t, now you need to hit the mall at least once a week, take your friends their opinion is now vital plus it will be more fun, tank tops are a must now to show of your new body, same with cargo shorts to show of those killer legs. socks are a big issue because your comfort is a big issue and everybody should see that, so you need to wear the long black Nike elite socks in your fresh to death Vans. Backwards hats are your new hairdo.
3.  For you attitude you need to be a dick at all times, call everyone fag and queer because they are in your new mind set. You are only nice when you trying to apologize but even then you will still find a way to blame it on them and make them feel bad because in all honesty it is probably their fault. Try and fight as much as possible, but never fight alone, make sure someone has your back at all times, never fight clean these are street rules.
4.  Girls will love you, but if you want to get the big exotic fishes then you got to treat them girls like b!#%$es because they are, and you are better then them and every second they spend with you is a blessing make sure they know that.

You now should make do for a good tool, hustle hard my friend, stay strong, and be sure to keep that pimp hand strong.