Sunday, May 19, 2013
You like Twilight. Yeah i like Twilight, Twilight is my Jam!
School is coming to an end, some of us will graduate and some will continue with high school and I don't know what is going to happen in the future, I'm not going to lie I am a little scared because I don't know what's going to happen next. But what I do know is that this last week has been the most important week of our lives, and it's not for all the tests we took, or all the friends we made, or all the attendance schools we went to for our graduation or even graduating period, it is the fact that the Hang Over trilogy has come to an end, which is far more important than us. Now i know you enjoyed The Hang Over part one and had a hard time going to the Hang Over part two because... well it was the same idea as the Hang Over part one, but you saw the Hang Over part two anyways and it was good and you enjoyed it. Now it has come time to see the Hang Over part three and I know it is the same idea as the Hang Over part one...and the Hang Over part two, but you and I both know that I and you will enjoy the Hang Over part three. Well it's been a good run my friends.
Star Trek
I have a problem with the movie Star Trek into Darkness, because they saved the crew of their ship which is a lot of people, but then they let like half of San Francisco get destroyed by a massive ship. They didn't even address the people that died in San Francisco they were just happy they saved the people on the ship.
Sunday, May 12, 2013
Sure I remember
I have a hard time remembering my early youth. All i seem to remember then is places and faces, but there is few stories i can remember to go with those faces and places.
It seems to be easier to remember the good times and it seems to be easier to forgot the bad times and pain that we have felt.
But what I can tell you is that I was happy then, and it is not because things were better then it was because it was all so simple eat, play, work a little, get in trouble, and sleep.
Saturday, May 4, 2013
How to be a Tool.
You go to lone peak that is a good start, but if you want to be a good tool that will not be enough.
This is going to take a lot of dedication and your going to have to be ruthless and hurt a lot of people on purpose and apologize when you really don't mean it. Being a tool is something we all look forward to, because it is our first step toward the frat life, which is the ultimate goal. Here are a few tips on how to be a tool so you can become popular and get chicks like mad.
1. We need to work on your appearance, that means you need to be hitting the gym for at least 4 hours a day. Be sure to get some nice guns(arms) and rack(core+pecks) to support those guns(arms).
2. Throw out you clothes cause you look like s#!t, now you need to hit the mall at least once a week, take your friends their opinion is now vital plus it will be more fun, tank tops are a must now to show of your new body, same with cargo shorts to show of those killer legs. socks are a big issue because your comfort is a big issue and everybody should see that, so you need to wear the long black Nike elite socks in your fresh to death Vans. Backwards hats are your new hairdo.
3. For you attitude you need to be a dick at all times, call everyone fag and queer because they are in your new mind set. You are only nice when you trying to apologize but even then you will still find a way to blame it on them and make them feel bad because in all honesty it is probably their fault. Try and fight as much as possible, but never fight alone, make sure someone has your back at all times, never fight clean these are street rules.
4. Girls will love you, but if you want to get the big exotic fishes then you got to treat them girls like b!#%$es because they are, and you are better then them and every second they spend with you is a blessing make sure they know that.
You now should make do for a good tool, hustle hard my friend, stay strong, and be sure to keep that pimp hand strong.
This is going to take a lot of dedication and your going to have to be ruthless and hurt a lot of people on purpose and apologize when you really don't mean it. Being a tool is something we all look forward to, because it is our first step toward the frat life, which is the ultimate goal. Here are a few tips on how to be a tool so you can become popular and get chicks like mad.
1. We need to work on your appearance, that means you need to be hitting the gym for at least 4 hours a day. Be sure to get some nice guns(arms) and rack(core+pecks) to support those guns(arms).
2. Throw out you clothes cause you look like s#!t, now you need to hit the mall at least once a week, take your friends their opinion is now vital plus it will be more fun, tank tops are a must now to show of your new body, same with cargo shorts to show of those killer legs. socks are a big issue because your comfort is a big issue and everybody should see that, so you need to wear the long black Nike elite socks in your fresh to death Vans. Backwards hats are your new hairdo.
3. For you attitude you need to be a dick at all times, call everyone fag and queer because they are in your new mind set. You are only nice when you trying to apologize but even then you will still find a way to blame it on them and make them feel bad because in all honesty it is probably their fault. Try and fight as much as possible, but never fight alone, make sure someone has your back at all times, never fight clean these are street rules.
4. Girls will love you, but if you want to get the big exotic fishes then you got to treat them girls like b!#%$es because they are, and you are better then them and every second they spend with you is a blessing make sure they know that.
You now should make do for a good tool, hustle hard my friend, stay strong, and be sure to keep that pimp hand strong.
Monday, April 29, 2013
Given
I once ask a man
if i was creative
he then said
that i was not
i then asked why
he quickly said
because you
had to ask.
if i was creative
he then said
that i was not
i then asked why
he quickly said
because you
had to ask.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)